Friday, August 29, 2008

What's In the Fridge?



Yuengling Traditional Lager

To start this review series off on the right foot, I thought that I would start with the old standby of beers – Yuengling. Pronounced a variety of ways (from Yin-ling, Ying-Ying, Yang-ling), this beer stands-out from other lagers by having a subtle malty aroma and taste.

If you’ve had Budweiser and Sam Adams traditional lager, Yuengling would be smack-dab in the middle of the flavor spectrum. Not a “yellow fizzy beer” like Bud, Yuengling has an amber color reminiscent of Sam Adams, but not the same combination of malts and hops. Yuengling would probably be the best introduction to novices willing to jump into of the world of flavorful beer without blowing your lips off with insane amounts of hops (like that found in a lot of American micro-brewed IPAs, but check in soon for that review).

You can pair Yuengling with any food combination that you can think of…barbeque, fish, pizza, or Chinese food, the traditional lager has enough flavor to stand on its own legs without completely dominating your palate. Like I said in the intro, it’s a stand-by beer, so you know that you can eat anything with it ANY time of the year. For me, I like to combine Jack Daniels and Yuengling, but so do dock workers in Baltimore…on the tamer side, I go for the turkey kielbasa and macaroni salad with my Yuengling.

Sadly however, if you’re a Massachusetts resident like myself, you better stockpile your reserves of Yuengling whenever close to the New York border…can’t buy it in the Bay State. Even though the D.G Yuengling & Son Brewery is the oldest in the nation, their distribution hasn’t made it to New England (must be the Puritans and their buckle shoes patrolling the border). But if you’re in a location that carries it, be in bottle, can, or draft, DRINK UP!

As always, have a cold one,

Bill

Thursday, August 28, 2008

The Real 23

With the upcoming election, we here at True Story couldn't help but get our two cents in on the candidates. Ignoring the Iraq war, global warming, the energy crisis, the economy, abortion rights, and other petty issues- we thought it necessary to highlight the things that matter: who got game?



Barack got game. Go straight to the 0:16 mark and be dazzled by #23 before the Jumpman was doing his thing. I mean, anyone who can execute a silky smooth fast break left handed finger role like Oballa is ready for the oval office immediately. I don't see the Straight Talk Express hooping it up in any old-school TV footage.

True Story.

Today Was A Good Day

That's right, we here at True Story are all fired up and ready to go.

In honor of the first post, I'll let MC Ice Cube explain how we're livin' today...



Right??

How else would we want to explain ourselves besides using the #77 song of the '90s?

I mean...

"Called up the homies and Im askin yall

Which court, are yall playin basketball?
Get me on the court and Im trouble
Last week messed around and got a triple double"


"Went to $hort dogs house,
they was watchin yo! mtv raps,
Whats the haps on the craps?
Shake em up, shake em up, shake em up, shake em
Roll em in a circle of homies and watch me break em
With the seven, seven-eleven, seven-eleven
Seven even back do joe"

Lyrical. Genius.
Get 'em Cube.

....all that, and we didn't even have to use our AK's.

True Story.