Friday, June 26, 2009

More Hurricane Chris

Oh my dear god. Did this actually happen? We ripped this off of barstoolsports.com, but it was just too damn appropriate with last week's post. From the Louisiana House Chamber, please skip to the 4:10 mark in the video.

(Isn't it in bad taste for someone from Shreveport, LA to take on a rap name which involves a natural disaster that has decimated the state countless times? Anyone? Anyone?)



God. Bless. America.


True Story.

Friday, June 19, 2009

Vacation

This is why True Story shouldn't be allowed to go on an extended vacation
(NSFW...effing puppets.)

I mean seriously, Iran goes batshit, North Korea threatens nuclear war with...everybody(??), Colbert goes bald (for a great cause)...and even Long Island tries to become the 51st state.


But none of this....NONE of this compares to the kind of (Un?)necessary Rap that we have kept from you during this slacking, America.

We know, we know
Unacceptable.

Fear not, Louisiana lends us a hand with bringing this blog back to "WTF Was Just Said In That Rap Song" prominence.

We give you....Halle Berry (She's Fine)





Now....clearly Halle Berry has heard of this, and there is word of prompt litigation of Hurricane Chris (or is that Rajon Rondo?); information further backed by the creation of a new version "She's Fine".

That'll happen
. Unfortunately, that still isn't the whackest thing she's done in the past.

(Pssh, we know what you're thinking, you thought the link was something else. Whatever. We liked it. Wanna fight about it?)

So pump that jam and make sure you pay attention at 2:26
I'm finna flip her through traffic
With tha top back of tha donk
Girl I guarantee I can make you go num-num-num num-num


Uh....right?

But anyways, no worries about the lawsuit Ms. Berry...we still like.

And don't you worry America, more to come soon!

True Ellen.

Thursday, June 11, 2009

It Just Got a Little Dusty In Here......

Just found out about this ESPN "30 for 30" project in which filmmakers all over the world will contribute. Taking from The Futon Critic.com:

"Debuting in October 2009, "30 for 30" will gather 30 filmmakers to each create one-hour films on topics from 1979 to 2009, ESPN's first 30 years."

Wow, what a great idea. here's the whole link. Barry Levinson, Peter Berg(Friday Night Lights TV Show), Spike Lee, and Steve Nash!

Speaking of Nash's project, this brings us back to a story we heard from NYC resident I-Biz. Apparently he saw the 2-Time MVP on the subway on the way to work reading My First Movie. It all makes sense now, as he was probably prepping himself up for what will turn out to be, in reality, his first movie. His subject? Fellow Canuck Terry Fox. To say this is inspirational would be an understatement. Thankfully, ESPN (we read about this on Bill Simmons' Twitter account) already did a piece on him to give us a little preview as to what we can expect:



Wow, it just got a little dusty in here. We swear it must be allergies.

True Story.

Tuesday, June 2, 2009

True Vacation

Hey everybody,

Due to our coincidental graduation from higher educational institutions, we have been missing in action for a while. There is a lot to catch up on, as always. So you know what this means: lots of random videos!

First check out this video of former Sox GM Dan Duquette. Lou Merloni, former Boston player and current Boston radio personality, blew the PED talks wide open with this interesting accusation. Watch the interview, as The Duke provides his insight and unintentional comedy that is off the charts (especially given his hatred of Roger Clemens). Throw in the fact that one of us worked at his Hinsdale, MA camp he is shamelessly promoting at the end, and you have one fine video clip.




For those of you who like(d) Conan O'Brien, here is one of our favorite segments from his old show in conjunction with his debut this week on the Tonight Show. Want more? Here is a great compilation of his "best of".



In other news, True Story favorite (and icon poster child) Chris Bosh, aka CB4, just got inked with Time Warner for a CD/DVD release due this fall. Link that with him becoming the first athlete in the world to have his own iPhone App and you can say that he is making us very proud. Please watch as he does Toronto's weather better than anyone we have seen in recent memory:



Finally, some (Un?)necessary rap. Fabolous is back on the scene with "Throw It In the Bag" and the absurdity below. We don't even need to explain, you get the point by now.



True Story.