(Un?)necessary Rap Wednesdays

Here's a little tasty treat to get your (Un?)necessary Rap Wednesday's goin'.

A little late you say? Hey, no worries, we still will deliver the goods to hold you over for a week.

That said, & all Tom Brady's Exploded Patella aside, we here at True Story are absolutely pumped for the start of the College & Pro football season.

Oh football, how we've missed you so.
The hoodies, the sellout crowds, the cheeleaders.

Ah yes, the cheerleaders (Oh no no, thank YOU Oregon). Now, if there were only some way to infuse our weekly rap session with you...

What's this? Oh there is?

Good googly moogly.

"I'm Crown Vic old school, squeezin' on her boo-boo"

Not exactly sure what that all means,
but We are pretty sure it's a True Story.

Aint nothing but a mistake.....

The starting quarterback of the New England Patriots, Matt "Eureeka's" Cassel:




A precursor to some upcoming analysis on whether the not-so-sober QB can actually play football. Stay tuned.


True Story.

"The title held by me...

....True Stor-y

Fast-Forward to 0:35 for the goods.




..."Cuz what you think you saw you did not see."


Actually, yes. Yes you did.
Will smith. German TV. Men In Black. Ukulele.


....act like you don't know the lyrics for a minute, America.

Truest of Stories.
(Big Up NJD)

Day of Days

True Story, being native football-loving New Englanders, only had one reaction to the events that happened in the above picture.




Moving on, the new starting QB for our Patriots last started an organized football game the last time we did..........his senior year of high school. Our feelings toward the matter can be a little more positive.



Sadly, a True Story.

Got it Bad, Got it Bad, Got it Bad...

Holy Hell.

Now, we here at True Story have been speculating for some time about just who Republic VP Candidate Sarah Palin looks like, getting in a few heated debates settled by only the most necessary and democratic of styles, and eventually announcing our look-alike champion of Mary McDonnell, more commonly known (among various roles) as First Lady Marilyn Whitmore (Independence Day like a mafacka) and Laura Roslin from the new Battlestar Gala....uh, nevermind....Moving on?

Moral of this tale? True Story = Fake Story.
Turns out we weren't even CLOSE

BIG ups to SI's "Hot Clicks" for righting the ship and bringing forth the real reason why men all around the US between the ages of 18-35 are saying "Waaait a minute...who the hell does she look like?"




Unbelievable. An F'in TEN!

Oh no no, thank YOU CNN's sports Mag for bringing to light how the Straight Talk Express is stepping up it's game by resurfacing thoughts about Tonie Perensky, aka Miss Davis the Sex-Ed Teaching Stripper from West Canaan, TX High.


I mean, if that doesn't at least spur your interest about means for voting Republican, we have zero idea what will.


Hell, we'd still Varsity her Blues AND ask Miss Davis to prom.

True Story.
(Billy Bob Not Included.)

(Un?)necessary Rap Wednesdays

With Oballa riding high from last week (through the miracles of science, no less), the Republican Convention in full swing, and Tiger walking on water, it's been a busy last couple of days here at True Story.


To help keep our minds right, we've enlisted the help of completely (un)necessary rap videos to help keep us on point every hump day.

This week's MC? Look no further than Ca$h Money Millionaire Juvenile himself.

Juvy, end all this Political Convention jibba-jabba and give the American people a REAL speech...



uh...nevermind.

True Story?

Another Tiger?

According to this story, everyone's favorite golfer is expecting another member of the family. We're thinking that Tiger got more then a trophy after his historic comeback victory @ the US Open.

Then again, he may just be trying to conquer the world, he does possess Jesus like attributes:



Stay tuned tomorrow for the Wednesday unnecessary rap video. New posts coming, look out for "What's In the Fridge?" posts every other Friday.

True Story.