Tiny Toons Adventures started us off early. Suddenly, it all makes sense. I mean, even Bill can appreciate Buster Bunny knowing EXACTLY "What's In the Fridge?". If you are our age, this will explain your bad habits, starting at childhood.
If you watch the whole thing, they not only get hammered and horrify some women, but they steal a cop car and think its a good idea. Wow. They try to turn around the connotations at the end, but I think they failed miserably to realize that every kid watching this was at least CURIOUS about drinking after this was over. Anyone ages 20-23, enjoy this great piece of nostalgia. Interpret it if you want to. While you're at it, grab a cold one.
True Story.
Monday, November 24, 2008
Nerds.....Rejoice!!!!
Sunday, November 23, 2008
Chinese Democracy= Free Dr. Pepper?!?!
Thank you A-Biz for showing us this. Thank you Axl Rose. Thank you Dr. Pepper. Thank you India.
Taken from Beverageworld.com, from the Associated Press 2008:
Dr Pepper to Deliver on Free Soda Promise
Friday, 21 November 2008
LOS ANGELES: Dr Pepper is making good on its promise of free soda now that the release of Guns N' Roses' "Chinese Democracy" is a reality. The soft-drink maker said in March that it would give a free soda to everyone in America if the album dropped in 2008. "Chinese Democracy," infamously delayed since recording began in 1994, goes on sale Sunday.
"We never thought this day would come," Tony Jacobs, Dr Pepper's vice president of marketing, said in a statement. "But now that it's here, all we can say is: The Dr Pepper's on us."
Beginning Sunday at 12:01 a.m., coupons for a free 20-ounce soda will be available for 24 hours on Dr Pepper's Web site. They'll be honored until Feb. 28.
True Story.
Friday, November 21, 2008
Tennnnnderrrrrrrrrrr
Thank you College Humor. This has been stuck in our heads the entire day.
Somebody find that kid and hire him to do GM advertising.
True Story.
Somebody find that kid and hire him to do GM advertising.
True Story.
Thursday, November 20, 2008
Some of that (Un?)necessary Rap You Like...
Yeah yeah, True Story dropped the ball on a busy Wednesday and couldn't get the post up in time.
Wanna fight about it?
Anywho, this week's blast of your (Un?)necessary Rap comes in the form of the Kidz in the Hall's earlier 2008 release "Drivin' Down The Block"
You Enjoy, America:
Now, just a tidbit of info...
First of all...who the hell WOULDN'T buy a car from those guys?
I mean, they are no Billy Fucillo but who the hell is?
Oh Wait... Bill Fucillo.
Riiight.
Also, we here at True Story appreciate any (Un?)necessary Rap that reps some Tribe now and again:
"[Driving down the block] My Low End Theory tape in
Playing number six, "Show Business" is my s#*%"
Respeck.
Second, this song uses a few samples, none so much more identifiable as the reference to Outkast's "Elevators (Me & You)" towards the end.
However, the hook lyrics as well as the intro are provided by Masta Ace's early 90's Jam "Born To Roll" (Check it out from 1:18 on)
Now,True Story mentions this if only because that version of Born To Roll may have, nay, DOES have the best Remix title.
Ever.
Done and Done.
Don't believe us? See for yourself.
Wow.
No no, Wowowee.
We haven't seen that kind of ridiculousness, well...since...
True Story.
Wanna fight about it?
Anywho, this week's blast of your (Un?)necessary Rap comes in the form of the Kidz in the Hall's earlier 2008 release "Drivin' Down The Block"
You Enjoy, America:
Now, just a tidbit of info...
First of all...who the hell WOULDN'T buy a car from those guys?
I mean, they are no Billy Fucillo but who the hell is?
Oh Wait... Bill Fucillo.
Riiight.
Also, we here at True Story appreciate any (Un?)necessary Rap that reps some Tribe now and again:
"[Driving down the block] My Low End Theory tape in
Playing number six, "Show Business" is my s#*%"
Respeck.
Second, this song uses a few samples, none so much more identifiable as the reference to Outkast's "Elevators (Me & You)" towards the end.
However, the hook lyrics as well as the intro are provided by Masta Ace's early 90's Jam "Born To Roll" (Check it out from 1:18 on)
Now,True Story mentions this if only because that version of Born To Roll may have, nay, DOES have the best Remix title.
Ever.
Done and Done.
Don't believe us? See for yourself.
Wow.
No no, Wowowee.
We haven't seen that kind of ridiculousness, well...since...
True Story.
Monday, November 17, 2008
Summer Reflection
We don't know about you, but we recently spent some time thinking about this past summer during these long hours of studying. In our opinion, it can be defined as this: The 3 month period where 20-30 year old males rotated this album:
And this album:
....and didn't even question the awkwardness of it. Don't lie to yourself, 95% of you know what we're talking about.
True Story? You betcha!
And this album:
....and didn't even question the awkwardness of it. Don't lie to yourself, 95% of you know what we're talking about.
True Story? You betcha!
Saturday, November 15, 2008
Frodo, Don't Wear the Ring
So chillen with I-Biz and A-Biz in Brooklyn last night, stumbled into some characters at a bar that warranted some phone calls.
Flight of the Conchords excited I-Biz enough to be enthused about the night, but I noticed the dude standing next to them: Elijah Wood? Really? Talk about a random night.
As if it wasn't good enough, they were all hanging out together with that girl from Flight of the Conchords AND the Daily Show, Kristen Schaal:
Finally, to make things more ridiculous, is this next video why Elijah was hanging out with all of these people in the first place?
I don't rap about bitches and hos,
I rap about witches and trolls.
Wow, you can't even make that up. I'm sure he didn't mind my buddy Scags screaming "Frodo!" from 10 feet away.
True Story
Flight of the Conchords excited I-Biz enough to be enthused about the night, but I noticed the dude standing next to them: Elijah Wood? Really? Talk about a random night.
As if it wasn't good enough, they were all hanging out together with that girl from Flight of the Conchords AND the Daily Show, Kristen Schaal:
Finally, to make things more ridiculous, is this next video why Elijah was hanging out with all of these people in the first place?
I don't rap about bitches and hos,
I rap about witches and trolls.
Wow, you can't even make that up. I'm sure he didn't mind my buddy Scags screaming "Frodo!" from 10 feet away.
True Story
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