Special Infomercial Megapost

As you all know, there have been a lot of ridiculous infomercials to grace the television recently. Along with that, we felt it appropriate to honor True Story favorite, the immortal, Billy Mays. Therefore, we are taking this as an excuse to return to our regular posting schedule with an infomercial megapost!



This is really shameless, and its kind of sad that Clubber Lang was in need of money so badly.



For those of you who can't believe that this golden grizzly gets to 2nd base all over the country, we are pretty sure this is a real product. Unbelievable. But wait, it gets even better:



I know, many of you have probably seen this already....we are sure it will be all over the news within the next week. Nonetheless, True Story commends shameless HJ aerobics with our full seal of approval.



Just in case any True Readers need some help with their fruity watermelon baskets. We think that "about to go on a roller coaster ride to planet fun" would be the best description ever for an eHarmony profile. Complete with the hand motion of course. Moving on....



(NSFW!!)This isn't even an infomercial, but it is an advertisement, and a fine one at that. And finally:



We don't even know what to say to this. Like a Picasso painting or a novel by Oscar Wilde, this needs to be interpreted individually. Bonus video:



The Pitchman himself orders food from MacDo's the only way he knows how.

True Story.

What The...

#7 Dance song on iTunes.



Bat$#!t.



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If only Billy Mays were alive to advertise this...

From Drew Kiper Jr:



Sorry for the lack of posts. We don't even have the economy to blame. We love you.

True Recession.