Friday, October 31, 2008

What's In the Fridge?




Pumpkin Ales


With All Hallows’ Eve right around the corner, it’s the perfect time to talk about gourds. What, you didn’t think I’d go there? You may have taken me out of the anthropology department, but you can’t take the anthropology out of me.

But, when it comes to beer, the gourd in particular is pumpkin. Now we may not ALL be fans of the pumpkin, but for those of you that get psyched about pumpkin pie, this is the time of year for pumpkin brew.

When talking about pumpkin ales, some go over the top not with a pumpkin flavor, but the combination of cinnamon, nutmeg, and allspice. A couple of examples that take the sugar and spices overboard include Bud’s Jack’s Pumpkin Spice Ale and Southampton’s Pumpkin Ale. But some of the best find a subtle combination of spices, pumpkin, and a great malt flavor. Those include Dogfish Head’s Punkin’ Ale and Brooklyn Brewery’s Post Road Pumpkin Ale.



Dogfish Head’s Punkin’ is this year’s pumpkin beer of choice. Essentially the base of the beer is a lovely malted amber ale with the underlying flavor of pumpkin and nutmeg. It’s almost like you took a great German altbier and were eating a small slice of pumpkin pie.

So feelin’ like you want to take a bite of the Punkin’ but the 7% ABV is making you a little gun shy? Go for the Toasted Punkin’ Pie Black and Tan. The smoked malt flavors of Guinness are only complimented by the pumpkin and nutmeg flavor of the Punkin’ Ale.

Well, enjoy yourselves out there…and with the economy in the crapper, here are some cheap costume ideas:



As always, have a cold one,

Bill

Thursday, October 30, 2008

We are 99% sure...

....that you aren't Ben Franklin, America.



True.
Story.

Wednesday, October 29, 2008

(Un?)necessary Rap Wednesdays

Unnecessary-adj- not necessary or essential; needless; unessential.

Rap- noun-A style of popular music, developed by disc jockeys and urban blacks in the late 1970s, in which an insistent, recurring beat pattern provides the background and counterpoint for rapid, slangy, and often boastful rhyming patter glibly intoned by a vocalist or vocalists.



Yeah...I like it when the girls stop by.. In the summer
Do you remember, Do you remember?
...when we met..That summer??

[Chorus:]
New Kids On The block,had a bunch of hits
Chinese food makes me sick.
And I think it's fly when girls stop by for the summer,for the summer
I like girls that wear Abercrombie and Fitch,
I'd take her if I had one wish,
But she's been gone since that summer..
Since that summer

[Verse 1:]
Hip Hop Marmalade spic And span,
Met you one summer and it all began
You're the best girl that I ever did see,
The great Larry Bird Jersey 33
When you take a sip you buzz like a hornet
Billy Shakespeare wrote a whole bunch of sonnets
Call me Willy Whistle cause I can't speak baby
Something in your eyes went and drove me crazy
Now I can't forget you and it makes me mad,
Left one day and never came back
Stayed all summer then went back home,
Macauly Culkin wasn't Home Alone
Fell deep in love,but now we ain't speaking
Michael J Fox was Alex P Keaton
When I met you I said my name was Rich
You look like a girl from Abercrombie and Fitch

[Chorus:]
New Kids On The block,had a bunch of hits
Chinese food makes me sick.
And I think it's fly when girls stop by for the summer,for the summer
I like girls that wear Abercrombie and Fitch,
I'd take her if I had one wish,
But she's been gone since that summer..
Since that summer

[Verse 2:]
Cherry Pez,cold crush,rock star boogie
Used to hate school so I had to play hookie,
Always been hip to the B-boY Style
Known to act wild and make girls smile,
Love New Edition and the Candy Girl
Remind me of you because you rock my world
You come from Georgia where the peaches grow
They drink lemonade and speak real slow
You love hip hop and rock n roll
Dad took off when you were 4 years old
There was a good man named Paul Revere
I feel much better baby when you're near
You love fun dip and cherry Coke,
I like the way you laugh when I tell a joke
When I met you I said my name was Rich
You look like a girl from Abercrombie and Fitch

[Repeat Chorus]

[Bridge:]
In the summertime girls got it going on,
Shake and wiggle to a hip hop song
Summertime girls are the kind I like,
I'll steal your honey like I stole your bike

[Verse 3]
Bugaloo shrimp and pogo sticks
My mind takes me back there oh so quick
Let you off the hook like my man Mr. Limpet
Think about that summer and I bug,cause I miss it
Like the color purple,macaroni and cheese,
Ruby red slippers and a bunch of trees
Call you up but whats the use
I like Kevin Bacon,but I hate Footloose
Came in the door I said it before,I think I'm over you
but I'm really not sure
When I met you I said my name was Rich
You look like a girl from Abercrombie and Fitch

[Repeat Chorus]

[Bridge:]
In the summer girls come and summer girls go
Some are worth while and some are so so,
Summer girls come and summer girls go
Some are worth while and some are so so,
Summertime girls got it going on
Shake and wiggle to a hip hop song
Summertime girls are the kind I like
I'll steal your honey like I stole your bike

[Repeat Chorus]


True Story?

Tuesday, October 28, 2008

Um.

In the words of SI's Campus Clicks (BIG up)

"There are no words."








True St....wow.

Random Ramblings

First of all, congrats to the Phillies and the Rays for making it this far (I mean, we were really close with the Cubs-Angels prediction, I mean we JUST missed it). One thing is for sure, previous fan favorites the Mets and Red Sox aren't as good as these two teams, a nice change from the no-chance-in-hell Rockies of last year. Apparently the weather is going to torture Phillies fans for two more days to see if a Philadelphia team can win a championship since before the three-point line existed in major college basketball.

In other news, True Story is personally riveted by this story of this 74 year old dude on the actual roster of a community college basketball team. Courtesy of Fox Sports, we can all enjoy the story of Ken Minks of Lees (KY) Junior College ballin' it up with 18 year olds for FIVE TO SIX MINUTES A GAME! Um, did we mention he was 74? This is THE definition of a True Story. He has renewed our long awaited hopes of playing college basketball. If that weren't enough, check out this gentleman's mustache. Wow.



In other news, check out the video below. Wow, who would have thought those guys would make a return. Great, great stuff. Even these guys know that things need to be shaken up. And by this we mean someone who doesn't give a commencement speech at the university of a man he previously condemned. I mean, even this kid wouldn't suck up that bad to get votes. Get out and vote next Tuesday people, now.


Finally, Halloween is upon us this weekend and True Story will be reuniting once again in everybody's favorite Commonwealth. Stay tuned for how that goes, hopefully things don't escalate as it has on previous occasions.

True Story.

Wednesday, October 22, 2008

(Un?)necessary Rap Wednesdays

Oh word Kanye?

"Hey, do you have any Black inside you?
Would you like some? Like some?"


Awww c'moooon....What? She looks like she would enjoy a piece, Knowhatimsayin?....
Get your head out of the...
No we aren't insinuating that She...uh,
um,
moving on...

Aaaanyways...

Best opening lines to a song ever? Top 5, definitely

They come from this little ditty known as "Everyone Nose Remix, ft Pharrell, the aformentioned Mr. West, Lupe Fiasco & Pusha-T (from the Clipse)


'Yeezy follows that gem up with

"...She stopped drinking diet coke,
she on that coke diet"


...Touche' sir.

And just when you thought Mr. West's lyrical prowess couldn't be topped, Pharrell hits you with some of this:

"One down to pee,
one trying to leave,
It's hot as f*#$ but you dying just to ski.
It's clear as black and white...like a fat panda,
Your brain is magic city...your nose is Atlanta"


BIG up to Hype Warhol Williams on the video, never has original Nintendo characters looked so good on video

Well....OK that may be a lie...



True Story.

Tuesday, October 21, 2008

The Return

Yes, thanks to another amazing contribution from I-Biz, this video is presented to us and we could not be more excited.



It has been a LONG time since we have seen the likes of everyone's favorite office linebacker. Like the return of Rage Against the Machine, we need his presence during these interesting times.

Visit www.ReturnOfTerryTate.com for more goodness.

Drew Kiper Jr. Index



Wildcat & Old QB's

So football fans, we are just about halfway through the season and we have seen some bizarre things happen this year. Nearly every superstar is going down with an injury of some type (Brady, Romo, Addai, Westbrook, Colston, Palmer). The fountain of youth has been found and Favre, Warner, Frerotte, and Collins have all started drinking from it (and starting as well). Together they’ve combined for a 14-5 record. Rich Gannon, get your cell phone ready.

More interesting though, is the rise of a new formation in the NFL. I’m talking about the Dolphin’s Wildcat Formation. In this formation, the typical quarterback is replaced with another halfback (in this case Chad Pennington is pulled for the tandem of Ronnie Brown and Ricky Williams). This formation gives multiple running options. Brown has the option of either keeping it or pitching it Williams. Furthermore, when combined with play-action, running lanes open up wider than the gap between Letterman’s teeth.

Besides Baltimore (who has freakish athletes at nearly every position), no team has been successful at consistently stopping it. And with teams like the Atlanta Falcons already copying it (Turner and Norwood in the backfield), the Wildcat formation could stick around, at least for a season or two. Just imagine if other teams start using it. Ladell Betts and Clinton Portis? Julius Jones and TJ Duckett? Marion Barber and Felix Jones? LenDale White and Chris Johnson? Or, dare I say it, Adrian Peterson and Chester Taylor??

Quick Hits:

* When asked about Lions QB Dan Orlovsky, Vikings DE Jared Allen replied, “He’s a hell of an MMA fighter," referring to Andrei "The Pit Bull" Arlovski.

* After firing their head coaches, both the Raiders and the Rams had bye weeks to prepare for last weeks games. The Rams, under Jim Haslett, beat the red-hot Redskins. The Raiders, under O-line coach Tom Cable, lost. Point: The Raiders still suck. Sorry Al.

Coming Soon: Drew Kiper Midseason Awards

Friday, October 17, 2008

What's In the Fridge?


The Gatorade of Beer

When it’s late in the evening, and you’ve already had one too many, but feel like making it two too many…reach for a Guinness. We have all see the posters, so it’s nutritional value may just be urban legend. But from one beer drinker to another, a pint of Guinness may just ward off that unpleasant hangover. And not only is it beneficial as post-drinking bout electrolyte replacement beverage, it’s also a great way to carbo-load.

While I may not be the best athlete on the block, drinking a beer before or even after a race comes highly recommended. My beer of choice, of course, is the Gatorade of Beer. This Sunday I’m going to toe the line at the BayState Marathon, and I’m gunning for a Boston Marathon Qualifying time of 3 hours 10 minutes. And what do you think I’ll be drinking the night before? That’s right, a pint of Guinness.

The misconception about this pint of the Gods is that it’s a heavy, strong beer. Couldn’t be further from the TRUTH! At about 4% ABV, it’s comparable to Miller Lite. And just because you can’t SEE through a pint of Guinness doesn’t mean that you’ll be picking it out of your teeth later. The dark color comes from that fact that the malts are roasted, unlocking the nutritional goodness inside.



So this weekend, you know what this road warrior will be downing…Guinness and GU. Both are full of sugar and electrolytes, so which one goes better on the run? You be the judge. And with such a one-two-punch of energy, the only reason why I wouldn’t qualify would probably be because I missed a week of training due to shin splints. Thanks AC, thanks...

As always, have a cold one,

Bill

Wednesday, October 15, 2008

(Un?)necessary Rap Wednesdays

Finally, (Un?)necessary Rap when you need it!

True Story is going to take it one step further this week, completely over-analyzing the video in it's entirety as it was seen in through our eyes
(as well as that analysis shouldn't be taken literally or seriously, folks.)

Alright, so Kanye West premiered this little dandy on Ellen earlier in the month
(Hey...True Story isn't saying that we do or do not watch Ellen, but...
I mean...
alright Step Off before we go all Jules on you"

Here's said 'Yeezy video, along with full thought process breakdown of True Story watching the video:


Hmm, ok, so Kanye finally released a video for that song that no one knew at the VMA's, and its starting out in an all white apartment with sheets covering various objects, and there are blinds and a telescope...



Sound like Someone We Know?? We like where this video is headed...

...OK Nevermind...spoke to soon, 50 seconds in and he's already lost us...WTF Kanye? Where did THIS:


come from?

Hmm...wait a minute...waaait a minute.....We remember. After all the song DOES have a pretty sick drum beat but, we mean,
Same extras? YOU Decide.






OK, ok, moving on....yeap still no idea what's going on...but I think we all can agree we've seen this makeup job before. Apparently, Kanye's out for Presidents to Represent Him


So Many Shoutouts! So Many subtle references! Where will Kanye Stop!?!





How about here, where Kanye officially lost us for good:



What in the name of Gary Busey is a SPACESHIP doing in this video?

I mean, really? You ate a whole wheel of cheese?
Wow. Not Even Mad, We're Impressed. That's Amazing.


But we digress,

So 'Yeezy, where in middle of Getting all Bateman on us, dropping spaceships out of nowhere and reenacting the Rave Scene

from the second Matrix
, do you explain the video?



Wait, was that just a Tribe reference?

Well Damn 'Yeezy! Why didnt you say somethin?!?


Fantastique video.

True Story.

Monday, October 13, 2008

World Record Special

We thought we'd change it up a little bit and post a few of our favorite world record videos for ya'll to enjoy. Stay tuned for our own True Story video of "most beers drank in one night" if the Red Sox keep it up against the Rays.



Buzzkill. We laughed pretty hard after that, we must say.



This guy is the man.



We are guessing he hasn't set the world record for most time studying or most girls talked to.



True Story.

Sunday, October 12, 2008

Election 08

So we stole this right from the site that inspired this one, The Realests. It can be reached on our links section. We're pretty sure they will not mind us ripping them off, the coverage is that mind-boggling. We're not trying to be a biased website, but we do not want our country in control of people like that. Please get out and vote!





Back to our usual shenanigans soon enough kiddos.

Thursday, October 9, 2008

Ready or Not

So it has been a busy week here at True Story. First off, check out this shot provided to us by W.I.T.F. author Bill:



That's right! KG, our logo, hooping it up @ the Mullins Center at UMass! Amazing choice for the first preseason Celtics game to be played in beautiful Amherst just before the Red Sox get in full swing.

Well anyways, there is a lot to talk about. Our playoff predictions were pretty good right? We still got 25% of the predictions right, as the Rays took care of business. Who cares if our World Series picks are sitting at home right now watching J-Bay-Bay hit dingers. All of that said, we are staying away from any more predictions for now, thank God. We don't want anyone throwing us through a wall. Yikes.

Seeing how it was recently (Un?)necessary Rap Wednesday and we screwed up AGAIN, we have to make it up to you. This article details the favorite music of each Presidential candidate. Considering True Story has almost all of Obama's choices on our play list, he gets an endorsement almost as pivotal as Ohio newspapers: True Story Blog. We have to endorse somebody who has a favorite song with the lyrics:

Frontin' n$%!s give me hee-bee-gee-bees
So while you're imitating Al Capone
I'll be Nina Simone
And defecating on your microphone.


Speaking of former Fugee himself Pras, for this week's video, we will also tie it into the election theme. If Obama ever uses this in his campaign, we might let him contribute to one of our next posts. God Bless America, RIP ODB.



True Story.

Sunday, October 5, 2008

We got the Jazz, We got the Jazz...

Some random thoughts, links, and ramblings that True Story feels the need to share:

The unnecessarily late (Un?)necessary Rap Video of this past week
Fan-friggen-tastic delivery, Mr. West.

...and just for $14.95, you can have your Kanye Time, all the time!

Ok, ok, I think it's safe to mention that True Story couldn't even get out of the first round without a mistake...WOOPS.

But hey, the question still remains, if you were a hot dog, would you eat yourself?

In other news,

Luda's making it known that he can tell exactly what girls are thinking

P.S., what's better, Chris Brown's Facial Expressions?


Or Luda's Glasses?


The Answer? Neither.

That would be Q-Tip's outfit in his new release, "Gettin Up"



Other Links:
In True Story's words, "Holy $#%^ this exists?!"

Video has finally surfaced from RATM's latest outing. Uhh, Nice to see things are slowly getting back to normal? (Caution, NSFW kids)

Wow.
That's not your grandma's Acapella

While we're on it, can we all agree that this shouldn't have ever happened?
I mean, really?

On the other hand, THIS should have happened years ago.

See new Spike Lee Joint this weekend?
Check.
Ridiculous movie?
Absolutely.
Favorite of True Story?
Sorry Spike, nothing in our minds can top your masterpiece.
Tell 'em Chuck D.

Speakin' of which, did you know that Denzel & Spike have done 4 movies together?
Mo' Better Blues
Malxom X
He Got Game
Inside Man(and soon 5, with rumors of Inside Man 2)

Take that, Ridley Scott & Russel Crowe

Holy Hell. Big Up to Hot Clicks for finally finding this clip, but, um, well you'll just have to see for yourself. (Definitely NSFW kiddos)

Now, why Giada De Laurentiis
wasn't allowed to do that, True Story isn't really sure.

Wowzas.
Until next time, Take 5 people

True Story.

Friday, October 3, 2008

What's In the Fridge?



OKTOBERFEST!!!

So it’s been a few weeks since I’ve been able to contribute to the True Story, but with good reason…Oktoberfest! Well, not the real Oktoberfest…I was in Florida, and it was in Disney World. With the kids in tow, the family and I spent a week touring the Magic Kingdom, Animal Kingdom, Blizzard Beach, Hollywood Studios, and of course the Experimental Prototype Community Of Tomorrow…EPCOT. Cheesy-futuristic music aside, the World Showcase’s shining jewel is Germany and its year-round Oktoberfest.

Beer, food, and Bavarian music in any combination equal a good time. And when that beer arrives at your table in a liter-sized mug, that good time increases exponentially. Luckily enough, September marks the beginning of Oktoberfest; so on tap at EPCOT was Spaten’s Oktoberfest.

Oktoberfest beers are amber to deep copper in color and with a minimal amount of hops are mild on the palate (perfect pairing for all that cured-meat and spaetzle). With subtle roasted malt flavors, Oktoberfest lagers don’t overpower your taste buds, and at 5-6% ABV, you’re meant to have more than one without falling to the floor. Around the northeast Sam Adam’s Oktoberfest is probably the most available, however is sweeter than the Oktoberfest brews that are from German brewers such as Spaten, Erdinger, and Ayinger. Long Trail’s Harvest Ale, not a lager like the traditional Oktoberfest beers, even pulls off the malty full-bodied flavor of the autumn season.

Although this is “What’s in the Fridge,” Oktoberfest beer should be imbibed with the foods that also characterize the festival. If you want, cook all the schnitzel, brats, kraut, and red cabbage you want to go with your beer, just be sure to keep the windows open. Or, find a German restaurant and go! It’s only the beginning of October, so you still have a couple of weeks to join in on the good time!

And yeah, that is a Steam-Boat Willy Hat…that’s just how we do…

As always, have a cold one,

Bill