An ode to Pants-Off Dance-Off

I-Biz weighs in:


"oh FUSE. we had such high hopes for you. as MTV slipped into their coma of who's shagging who's transvestite cousin in this season's peruvian beach house, you gave us back our music. oh those sweet focus group approved music videos we all sorely missed. That is, until you got so fed up with it all, you upped the ante and launched. "pants off dance off"

As the newspaper dies a slow death, it's my feeling that the internet is the future as a record of the past. all the microfiche in the world at your local library isn't ready for this archive. forever logged into history. Its worth a trip down memory lane or a fresh look if you missed the late time slot. Yet again proving the liberal media never misses a good story.

NYTimes: On Fuse’s ‘Pants-Off Dance-Off,’ Amateurs Dance and Disrobe

after you read the article make sure to youtube the hell out of it."

(Editor's Note: Why yes, why don't we?)

True 2010

We're "back from sabbatical this mathematical magical stealth with the microphone.... Seeing knowledge as self...Its here to elevate, regulate...."




And allll off that jazz....

That's right, we're back from a long holiday break that we know you didn't appreciate. Lots has happened since than:

1. Pocahontas came out in 3-D movie theaters everywhere.

2. Scott Brown shocked the world(and us) politically, but mainly for this proclamation:



Scott: Keep it real man, keep it real. Brown sisters: truestoryblog@gmail.com

3. C-Biz just got back from Canada......enjoyed all of its amenities, even tolerated a little bit of hockey/Rush music:






Awesome drumming, but why is he wearing this hat?

4. Lots of good new music came out the last few weeks including Vampire Weekend and Spoon:



Everybody grab your tightest jeans and let's boogie!

5. We kind of wish we were friends with this guy.


6. On a rare serious note, please give to this website or text "Haiti" to 90999. It will just get added to your phone bill and you can pretend its from over billed text messages from all of your hundreds of friends! Charity + self esteem= priceless.

7. I mean, really Lane Kiffin? REALLY? (NSFW link) We don't think this guy is too happy about Kiffin leaving for USC. We also don't think this guy should be allowed to vote/operate a motor vehicle/obtain a firearm/cross state lines/reproduce/watch Avatar/talk to women.


8. Sorry Drew Kipe, sorry. Those goddamn Purple People Eaters. If anyone hears from him: truestoryblog@gmail.com

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