Alternative Awesomeness

New jam from the Black Keys. Ever since Danger Mouse produced their last album they have been blowing up a little, and this track will definitely keep the momentum going.

The real story here is the video. Kids need loving too right? To all of our many middle-school readers, make sure to use protection.

That being said, I think Ahmad perfectly sums up this Black Keys video:

"To play hide and go get it with the younger hoes by the bungaloes "

Very True Story.

Very Necessary Rap Wednesdays

Kenan, Kel....All That, you're up for the 200th post on True Story.



OutKast is for the children.

True Aquemini.

Zombie Beatles?

WTF?

The Beatles Join the Zombie Hit Parade

We're not quite sure how to explain this, so lets just copy and paste:


Written as oral history, the book details how Lennon, a zombie guitarist in Liverpool, kills and reanimates McCartney, then does the same with Harrison and Starr. They create hits and bloody mayhem across the world, pursued by England's greatest zombie hunter, Mick Jagger. They also engage in a battle with Eighth Level Ninja Lord Yoko Ono, and snack on the brains of swooning fans.

Huuuuuuh? Is this real life? Did we accidentally take the brown acid this morning? Of course, we turned to Youtube for some kind of ratification and it looks like this idea has been brewing for some time? Frankly, this video is not very funny, and painful to watch.

The one bright spot? The 2010 fantasy football name "The Eight Level Ninja Lord Yoko Onos"


(Editor's Note: Finally an excuse to post this video!)


True Zombie.

(Un?)Necessary Rap Wednesdays

Coming in live from the Planet


Straight outta '94, Lil Vicious ft Doug E. Fresh -- "Freaks"





OK. So...$100 USD to anyone who figures out the lyrics.

We mean, this kid honestly makes about as much sense as our boy Steveland's Tweets.

Oh well, y'know, you'll have that. We feel you youngblood -- we Ain't mad atchya.

Some Girls are freaks.


True Bucktown Gibberish.

Alternative Awesomeness

Fresh off the show in Hipsterville, the new album from BSS proves once again that lots of Canadians and guitars produce some pretty good sounds. This album is all over the place, which you would expect from a compilation band, but one thing remains certain, "World Sick" is one hell of an opening track:




True Story.

OH. MY. GOD.

Sunday's Family Guy.

No words.
(Yes, the full episode is below. Wanna fight about it?)



Finkle is Einhorn.



True Roger Podacter.

IT'S TIME FOR THE PERCOLATOR!!

Cajmere - "Coffee Pot (It's Time for the Percolator)"



How to get it in:



How to...not.





True Story.