Friday, October 31, 2008

What's In the Fridge?




Pumpkin Ales


With All Hallows’ Eve right around the corner, it’s the perfect time to talk about gourds. What, you didn’t think I’d go there? You may have taken me out of the anthropology department, but you can’t take the anthropology out of me.

But, when it comes to beer, the gourd in particular is pumpkin. Now we may not ALL be fans of the pumpkin, but for those of you that get psyched about pumpkin pie, this is the time of year for pumpkin brew.

When talking about pumpkin ales, some go over the top not with a pumpkin flavor, but the combination of cinnamon, nutmeg, and allspice. A couple of examples that take the sugar and spices overboard include Bud’s Jack’s Pumpkin Spice Ale and Southampton’s Pumpkin Ale. But some of the best find a subtle combination of spices, pumpkin, and a great malt flavor. Those include Dogfish Head’s Punkin’ Ale and Brooklyn Brewery’s Post Road Pumpkin Ale.



Dogfish Head’s Punkin’ is this year’s pumpkin beer of choice. Essentially the base of the beer is a lovely malted amber ale with the underlying flavor of pumpkin and nutmeg. It’s almost like you took a great German altbier and were eating a small slice of pumpkin pie.

So feelin’ like you want to take a bite of the Punkin’ but the 7% ABV is making you a little gun shy? Go for the Toasted Punkin’ Pie Black and Tan. The smoked malt flavors of Guinness are only complimented by the pumpkin and nutmeg flavor of the Punkin’ Ale.

Well, enjoy yourselves out there…and with the economy in the crapper, here are some cheap costume ideas:



As always, have a cold one,

Bill

Thursday, October 30, 2008

We are 99% sure...

....that you aren't Ben Franklin, America.



True.
Story.

Wednesday, October 29, 2008

(Un?)necessary Rap Wednesdays

Unnecessary-adj- not necessary or essential; needless; unessential.

Rap- noun-A style of popular music, developed by disc jockeys and urban blacks in the late 1970s, in which an insistent, recurring beat pattern provides the background and counterpoint for rapid, slangy, and often boastful rhyming patter glibly intoned by a vocalist or vocalists.



Yeah...I like it when the girls stop by.. In the summer
Do you remember, Do you remember?
...when we met..That summer??

[Chorus:]
New Kids On The block,had a bunch of hits
Chinese food makes me sick.
And I think it's fly when girls stop by for the summer,for the summer
I like girls that wear Abercrombie and Fitch,
I'd take her if I had one wish,
But she's been gone since that summer..
Since that summer

[Verse 1:]
Hip Hop Marmalade spic And span,
Met you one summer and it all began
You're the best girl that I ever did see,
The great Larry Bird Jersey 33
When you take a sip you buzz like a hornet
Billy Shakespeare wrote a whole bunch of sonnets
Call me Willy Whistle cause I can't speak baby
Something in your eyes went and drove me crazy
Now I can't forget you and it makes me mad,
Left one day and never came back
Stayed all summer then went back home,
Macauly Culkin wasn't Home Alone
Fell deep in love,but now we ain't speaking
Michael J Fox was Alex P Keaton
When I met you I said my name was Rich
You look like a girl from Abercrombie and Fitch

[Chorus:]
New Kids On The block,had a bunch of hits
Chinese food makes me sick.
And I think it's fly when girls stop by for the summer,for the summer
I like girls that wear Abercrombie and Fitch,
I'd take her if I had one wish,
But she's been gone since that summer..
Since that summer

[Verse 2:]
Cherry Pez,cold crush,rock star boogie
Used to hate school so I had to play hookie,
Always been hip to the B-boY Style
Known to act wild and make girls smile,
Love New Edition and the Candy Girl
Remind me of you because you rock my world
You come from Georgia where the peaches grow
They drink lemonade and speak real slow
You love hip hop and rock n roll
Dad took off when you were 4 years old
There was a good man named Paul Revere
I feel much better baby when you're near
You love fun dip and cherry Coke,
I like the way you laugh when I tell a joke
When I met you I said my name was Rich
You look like a girl from Abercrombie and Fitch

[Repeat Chorus]

[Bridge:]
In the summertime girls got it going on,
Shake and wiggle to a hip hop song
Summertime girls are the kind I like,
I'll steal your honey like I stole your bike

[Verse 3]
Bugaloo shrimp and pogo sticks
My mind takes me back there oh so quick
Let you off the hook like my man Mr. Limpet
Think about that summer and I bug,cause I miss it
Like the color purple,macaroni and cheese,
Ruby red slippers and a bunch of trees
Call you up but whats the use
I like Kevin Bacon,but I hate Footloose
Came in the door I said it before,I think I'm over you
but I'm really not sure
When I met you I said my name was Rich
You look like a girl from Abercrombie and Fitch

[Repeat Chorus]

[Bridge:]
In the summer girls come and summer girls go
Some are worth while and some are so so,
Summer girls come and summer girls go
Some are worth while and some are so so,
Summertime girls got it going on
Shake and wiggle to a hip hop song
Summertime girls are the kind I like
I'll steal your honey like I stole your bike

[Repeat Chorus]


True Story?

Tuesday, October 28, 2008

Um.

In the words of SI's Campus Clicks (BIG up)

"There are no words."








True St....wow.

Random Ramblings

First of all, congrats to the Phillies and the Rays for making it this far (I mean, we were really close with the Cubs-Angels prediction, I mean we JUST missed it). One thing is for sure, previous fan favorites the Mets and Red Sox aren't as good as these two teams, a nice change from the no-chance-in-hell Rockies of last year. Apparently the weather is going to torture Phillies fans for two more days to see if a Philadelphia team can win a championship since before the three-point line existed in major college basketball.

In other news, True Story is personally riveted by this story of this 74 year old dude on the actual roster of a community college basketball team. Courtesy of Fox Sports, we can all enjoy the story of Ken Minks of Lees (KY) Junior College ballin' it up with 18 year olds for FIVE TO SIX MINUTES A GAME! Um, did we mention he was 74? This is THE definition of a True Story. He has renewed our long awaited hopes of playing college basketball. If that weren't enough, check out this gentleman's mustache. Wow.



In other news, check out the video below. Wow, who would have thought those guys would make a return. Great, great stuff. Even these guys know that things need to be shaken up. And by this we mean someone who doesn't give a commencement speech at the university of a man he previously condemned. I mean, even this kid wouldn't suck up that bad to get votes. Get out and vote next Tuesday people, now.


Finally, Halloween is upon us this weekend and True Story will be reuniting once again in everybody's favorite Commonwealth. Stay tuned for how that goes, hopefully things don't escalate as it has on previous occasions.

True Story.

Wednesday, October 22, 2008

(Un?)necessary Rap Wednesdays

Oh word Kanye?

"Hey, do you have any Black inside you?
Would you like some? Like some?"


Awww c'moooon....What? She looks like she would enjoy a piece, Knowhatimsayin?....
Get your head out of the...
No we aren't insinuating that She...uh,
um,
moving on...

Aaaanyways...

Best opening lines to a song ever? Top 5, definitely

They come from this little ditty known as "Everyone Nose Remix, ft Pharrell, the aformentioned Mr. West, Lupe Fiasco & Pusha-T (from the Clipse)


'Yeezy follows that gem up with

"...She stopped drinking diet coke,
she on that coke diet"


...Touche' sir.

And just when you thought Mr. West's lyrical prowess couldn't be topped, Pharrell hits you with some of this:

"One down to pee,
one trying to leave,
It's hot as f*#$ but you dying just to ski.
It's clear as black and white...like a fat panda,
Your brain is magic city...your nose is Atlanta"


BIG up to Hype Warhol Williams on the video, never has original Nintendo characters looked so good on video

Well....OK that may be a lie...



True Story.