Wednesday, April 8, 2009

(Un?)necessary Rap Wednesdays

Slim Shady has returned...

"We Made You"



Featuring:

  • Eminem
  • Eminem as Bret Michaels
  • Jessica Simpson
  • Eminem as Tony Romo
  • Guitar Hero
  • Amy Winehouse
  • Burger King
  • Sarah Palin
  • Britney Spears
  • Kevin Federline
  • Kim Kardashian
  • Lindsay Lohan (& Lover)
  • Spock
  • Optimus Prime
  • Bobby Lee
  • Ellen DeGeneres
  • John Mayer
  • Dr. Dre
  • Eminem as Dustin Hoffman
  • Curtis Jackson
  • Jessica Alba
  • Eminem as Evis




Fantastic.

True Story.

Thursday, April 2, 2009

Hometown pride

For those of you who don't know, True Story is from a small city in western Massachusetts called Pittsfield. Well we felt it to be our duty to reflect on some of the antics we've been reading about in some media outlets. Needless to say, we are not too happy with what's out there. For example, this article caught us a little off-guard. From one of the all-time great blogs in history, www.Barstoolsports.com, it identifies Pittsfield with an assault caused by impromptu flatulence. Oh well, we can live with that. But please pitty us here a little bit when we see something like this:



What the f!$%k, Pittsfield?!?! Totally unacceptable. We know it is April Fools Day, but why are clowns protesting at the Park Square rotary? This might even be the most messed up YouTube link we have put up so far, besides this, of course. I mean, THIS is what we're used to in Pittsfield:



Good old fashioned crime, courtesy of A-Biz. But protesting mimes and clowns? Unacceptable. If you are ever in Pittsfield, go watch a baseball game or go get hammered and listen to classical music or something, we swear we don't have many clowns.

True Wahconah Park.

Wednesday, April 1, 2009

Driving?......No.....I'm Walken.

New video from SNL features one of our all-time favorites, the King of New York himself, Christopher Walken.




Outstanding right? Craving more are we? Watch quite possibly the best monologue of all-time from the 1994 movie Pulp Fiction.



True Monologue.

(Un?)necessary Rap Wednesdays

Back again, this week's abomination of the thing we all used to call "Hip-Hop"

No video, just a link

You can catch the full lyrics here

True Story.

Saturday, March 28, 2009

Friday, March 27, 2009

Virtual Video Insanity

So we were perusing the Manofest Videos/Top-10s lately (and if you haven't checked out their ridiculous compilations of Top YouTube videos, then a pox on you and your Internet.)

Here's some that we can't get enough of:

One of Just Razor Ramon who, um, apparently scars hearts AND souls :



From the Top-10 "Greatest Old-School WWF Promos of All-Time":

Macho Man Randy Savage doing Sweet Macho Man Things:


The always classic "Tell us how you REALLY feel" Booker-T clip:
(Editor's Note: NSFW, and a hysterical reaction when Booker-T lets it fly)



And really, as ridiculous as that last clip was, this one....can only be experienced.
(EN: How bad is it when even the people employing you to look/act ridiculous think you've crossed the line into insanity?)


How about some Top-10 Most Embarrassing Before-They-Were-Famous Celebrity Commercials?

Like Seth Green...and...uh..his hair?

(EN: Damnit Seth. We know you're not stranger to strange hair as seen in Airborne, & frankly as we look back, this scene becomes more and more disturbing)

Or how about some Top-10 "Funniest Freudian Slips in TV History"?



Ohhh Fox News, you and your antics.

Other videos that we need to share, obviously:
We seriously have watched this about 300 times today, and it gets better 60% of the time, everytime:



Or



Um...so how do you confuse the two? Award winning journalists, people!


Throwback Joint:
The Count before he gets Edited for TV


Skateboard P losing his mind @ MacDo's:


Wow:


Oh, so true:


Best of Luck getting this out of your head, America:


Ahh....what the hell, why not:


True Jamiroquai.