Wednesday, January 21, 2009

(Un?)necessary Rap Wednesdays: the T-Pain Files

Ok, T-Pain's videos are steady approaching the WTF factor....NSFW kids.

Let's take a quick look at Dude for a second:

Tallahassee Pain first Sprung on the 2005 scene as a Rapper Turned Singer and then promptly fell in Luv (Wit A Stripper)

Ok so far it's all good. Dude's from FLA, likes himself some strippers...people can relate.

Then apparently Dude had an Epiphany in '07, started to be a Flirt, bought a few drinks, and fell in love again. I mean, completely reasonable for a Hood dude playin' Kiss Kiss and gettin' Low with every Shawty he saw, as long as they Didn't Go and leave him right quick. If that was the case, well Teddy Penderassdown Got Her outta his System.

Simple as that....dude was livin' the Good Life. Respectable.

Only problem is, that's where his videos started getting crazy. Batsh*t Crazy.

Feel us?

2008 rang in the year where T-Pain Got Money, started rockin Top Hats, bought Three Rings, and much like him, we Couldn't Believe his success. His art, his videos, all crazy spectacles of light and sound all of a sudden. We mean, dude was still the same man that did the dishes for his woman; anything that wanted for some kisses, right?

Look at his recent videos....Guy is Chopped N Screwed; absolutely Ludacris to the fullest if ya ask us.

I mean, we understand that dudes a Boss that's been Goin' Hard for the last few years, he can yell "Go Girl!" to every lady who he thinks has Got It, poplockin and Gettin Loose .

That's fine with us, True Story knows T-Pain has been gettin' that Cash Flow so there's no room to hate. As long as he picks up the tab for One More Drink.

All we're sayin is damn homey, ca.....actually? You know what?

We know What You Do. We can't do it too. Keep Doin Watchya Doin.

FREEZE!



True Story.

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