....so yeah, remember the 2008 Olympics in China? We do. We also remember feeling slightly (only slightly) uncomfortable watching the gymnastics portion. Keep in mind, it was watched every night, but should we feel awkward for watching it so diligently because of two cute (and too young) girls named Nastia and Shawn? Welllllll welcome to the dilemma of adult males during the entire Beijing olympics!!!
If you thought you should be guilty, and yes we are talking to YOU, America: you can now feel a little less creepy. Alas, ESPN.com provides us with this gem of a story we feel is a couple of months overdue. Lets move to the text here:
Prosecutors charged a man Thursday with stalking "Dancing With the Stars" contestant Shawn Johnson, saying he drove from Florida in a car found with loaded guns, duct tape and love letters to meet the 17-year-old Olympic gymnast.
Ummmmm, OK. Yeah so you drive from FLA to CA with those items in your car, and you're not expecting to be charged with stalking? Reminds us of this classic. Thank you, Robert O'Ryan, for providing everybody with that laugher for the day.
A restraining order requested by Johnson's parents said she was "in fear of her life" and was issued Wednesday against O'Ryan.
Yikes, well that sure makes us feel better about our creepy Beijing tendencies.
True 4 Years In Prison.
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