Vacation

This is why True Story shouldn't be allowed to go on an extended vacation
(NSFW...effing puppets.)

I mean seriously, Iran goes batshit, North Korea threatens nuclear war with...everybody(??), Colbert goes bald (for a great cause)...and even Long Island tries to become the 51st state.


But none of this....NONE of this compares to the kind of (Un?)necessary Rap that we have kept from you during this slacking, America.

We know, we know
Unacceptable.

Fear not, Louisiana lends us a hand with bringing this blog back to "WTF Was Just Said In That Rap Song" prominence.

We give you....Halle Berry (She's Fine)





Now....clearly Halle Berry has heard of this, and there is word of prompt litigation of Hurricane Chris (or is that Rajon Rondo?); information further backed by the creation of a new version "She's Fine".

That'll happen. Unfortunately, that still isn't the whackest thing she's done in the past.

(Pssh, we know what you're thinking, you thought the link was something else. Whatever. We liked it. Wanna fight about it?)

So pump that jam and make sure you pay attention at 2:26

I'm finna flip her through traffic
With tha top back of tha donk
Girl I guarantee I can make you go num-num-num num-num

Uh....right?

But anyways, no worries about the lawsuit Ms. Berry...we still like.

And don't you worry America, more to come soon!

True Ellen.