What's In the Fridge?

LAGUNITAS PILS

- All right kiddos, just like pretzels may make you thirsty, heat waves drive me to drink. Something about feeling like your breathing through a wet sock requires liquid nourishment. Yeah, yeah, beer is a diuretic, but when the heat index is driving you nuts, it’s the only way go to. Water ain’t going to cut it.

Lagunitas Pils may provide the best respite to these hot summer nights. Don’t let the light color of this beer fool you, this is not a citrus syrup beer. And there is no need to get fruity with extra vitamin C on the edge of your glass. This Czech style pilsner delivers zest and refreshment merely through a combination of malts and hops.

So now you might be asking why you should be spending more money on a sixer of Lagunitas instead of the typical Kool-Aid beer you and your bros normally drink? Besides having a set of testicles, why do you insist on drinking beer made with fruit? Sure, simple economics tell you that $10 is more money to spend then $5. Well, congratulations, I guess college wasn’t a total waste. But let me ask you this Ben Stein, what good is $5 extra bucks when you can’t even peel your sweaty butt off the couch to even spend it?

Oh, and when you’re winning races in this heat, it’s just time to celebrate with a deliciously made beer. Eat that Dos Equis!!!

True Story.

aaaaaand

you're welcome.



True...ingenuity?

F the horizon

We're posting it right now

Cuz we can

and you know you like it America

Behold, The Pharcyde's/Spike Jonze's CLASSIC "Drop",
all while changing the music video game in the process by being filmed backwards

Watch for the Beastie's kids...

Oh, and check out the Stool for some of that Gangsta D*@$
Too Good to be Hat-Tipped

True Story.

Alternative Awesomeness

So we feel like it may be time for us to share some of our new indie/alternative music favorites in order to ease some readers from certain frustrations of radio play. As a result of this inclination, these will become a recurring theme. Hooray!



The first selection comes from the band Animal Collective who pretty much bitch-slapped every other band with their album Merriweather Post Pavilion earlier this year. In the word's of I-Biz: "Its what the Beach Boys would sound like if they had built upon every musical development of the past 30 years." Touche.

PS. No worries, we hear rumors that (Un?)necessary rap may be also on the horizon.


True Weird Mouths.

Breaking News: Billy Mays was not-so oxy-clean

(CNN) -- An autopsy report issued Friday by Hillsborough County, Florida, cites cocaine as a contributing factor in the death of TV pitchman Billy Mays, who died in June at age 50.

"Mays died from a lethal arrhythmia of the heart caused by hypertensive and arteriosclerotic heart disease," the county said in a statement attributed to Dr. Leszek Chrostowski, the associate medical examiner who conducted the autopsy.

"He further concluded that cocaine use caused or contributed to the development of his heart disease, and therefore contributed to his death," it added.


This is about as suprising as a plot twist in a Jerry Bruckheimer movie.

True Story.

LeMarcBre

We usually aren't for shameless promotions of anything but ourselves, but check out some material from constant True Story contributor LeMarcBre. His website can be accessed here and there are some videos below: The first one is his track "The Wheel" that employs the famous True Story style of randomly linking redundantly unnecessary and amusing pictures to what is said. Don't worry, we'll hit him up on the royalties. Besides that, we particularly enjoy the sample from a movie you might have seen (NSFW language):



The other track is "Let It Be", a song that received a favorable reception at "The Pub" in Amherst, MA. Video was not shot sober at the previously mentioned location:



True Story.