LAGUNITAS PILS
- All right kiddos, just like pretzels may make you thirsty, heat waves drive me to drink. Something about feeling like your breathing through a wet sock requires liquid nourishment. Yeah, yeah, beer is a diuretic, but when the heat index is driving you nuts, it’s the only way go to. Water ain’t going to cut it.
Lagunitas Pils may provide the best respite to these hot summer nights. Don’t let the light color of this beer fool you, this is not a citrus syrup beer. And there is no need to get fruity with extra vitamin C on the edge of your glass. This Czech style pilsner delivers zest and refreshment merely through a combination of malts and hops.
So now you might be asking why you should be spending more money on a sixer of Lagunitas instead of the typical Kool-Aid beer you and your bros normally drink? Besides having a set of testicles, why do you insist on drinking beer made with fruit? Sure, simple economics tell you that $10 is more money to spend then $5. Well, congratulations, I guess college wasn’t a total waste. But let me ask you this Ben Stein, what good is $5 extra bucks when you can’t even peel your sweaty butt off the couch to even spend it?
Oh, and when you’re winning races in this heat, it’s just time to celebrate with a deliciously made beer. Eat that Dos Equis!!!
True Story.
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