We heard about this on the radio and had to investigate. The internet comes up big once again:
We all know times are tough. That means people all over the country are taking matters into their own.....thighs. Beer is expensive, gym memberships are expensive, sharing is expensive. Oversized house-coats and god-given ability: not expensive. We have to hand it to Lisa for covering all the bases on this play. Not only does she walk off with a rack of brews, she gives her thighs a workout no thigh-master could duplicate. I don't think anyone is going to want to drink any of those beers when she gets home, so the sharing part is taken care of too. She did get caught, but I'm pretty sure you don't need Bill to tell you what's in Lisa's fridge.
True Story.
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