After last week's T-Painafied Thr33 Ringz Circus, We are gonna sit back and let B-Real take this one with a choice cut from Cypress Hill's 1991 jam The Phuncky Feel One
You got to relax, we got to kick back
Brothers just sit back, enjoy me like a six pack
As I let the rhyme flow, into the hook Yo
Where you gettin took, but thats another story black
Want some knowledge America? Before The Rock / Rap Superstar's self-titled debut went Double Platinum in 91 (Yeap, the same record with such classic jams like "Hand on the Pump") the Phuncky Feel One was the first single released.
So good, that one of the top rated hip-hop songs ever in "How I Could Just Kill A Man"--one that's been covered and re-released multiple times--was this single's B-SIDE!
Put that in ya pipe and smoke it, America
(inflatable Buddha's not included)
True Bucket Hats.
Wednesday, January 28, 2009
Monday, January 26, 2009
You are now rapping...
with Paul Harris.
LJB delivered the early goods today...and on that flow of ridiculousness lyrics, and for that matter presentation PLEASE let #11 of SU hoops do the damned thing.
SPEECH!!!(less, now....unbelievable Paul...Really....)
Courtesy of Nunes Magician....holy hell.
True PH.
LJB delivered the early goods today...and on that flow of ridiculousness lyrics, and for that matter presentation PLEASE let #11 of SU hoops do the damned thing.
SPEECH!!!(less, now....unbelievable Paul...Really....)
Courtesy of Nunes Magician....holy hell.
True PH.
Friday, January 23, 2009
Final message from the Bush Administration
Yes, that is Dana Perino, the most recent Press Secretary of the Bush Administration. This made us laugh right out loud. We are not sure how the Daily Show got her to do this, other than the fact that she was a guest on the show a week or so earlier. Somewhere, Will Smith and Tommy Lee Jones are smiling. Enjoy:
True Story.
True Story.
Thursday, January 22, 2009
They do what together?
I-Biz strikes again.
We. Love. Fox.
Not our business to know if that's a True Story.
We. Love. Fox.
Not our business to know if that's a True Story.
Because We Can
....That's Why.
The Youtube Description:
"Some Japanese guy uses a trampoline to complete the World's Longest Dunk. Wonder if this counts as a 3 point shot."
We personally love the reactions.
True Story.
The Youtube Description:
"Some Japanese guy uses a trampoline to complete the World's Longest Dunk. Wonder if this counts as a 3 point shot."
We personally love the reactions.
True Story.
Wednesday, January 21, 2009
(Un?)necessary Rap Wednesdays: the T-Pain Files
Ok, T-Pain's videos are steady approaching the WTF factor....NSFW kids.
Let's take a quick look at Dude for a second:
Tallahassee Pain first Sprung on the 2005 scene as a Rapper Turned Singer and then promptly fell in Luv (Wit A Stripper)
Ok so far it's all good. Dude's from FLA, likes himself some strippers...people can relate.
Then apparently Dude had an Epiphany in '07, started to be a Flirt, bought a few drinks, and fell in love again. I mean, completely reasonable for a Hood dude playin' Kiss Kiss and gettin' Low with every Shawty he saw, as long as they Didn't Go and leave him right quick. If that was the case, well Teddy Penderassdown Got Her outta his System.
Simple as that....dude was livin' the Good Life. Respectable.
Only problem is, that's where his videos started getting crazy. Batsh*t Crazy.
Feel us?
2008 rang in the year where T-Pain Got Money, started rockin Top Hats, bought Three Rings, and much like him, we Couldn't Believe his success. His art, his videos, all crazy spectacles of light and sound all of a sudden. We mean, dude was still the same man that did the dishes for his woman; anything that wanted for some kisses, right?
Look at his recent videos....Guy is Chopped N Screwed; absolutely Ludacris to the fullest if ya ask us.
I mean, we understand that dudes a Boss that's been Goin' Hard for the last few years, he can yell "Go Girl!" to every lady who he thinks has Got It, poplockin and Gettin Loose .
That's fine with us, True Story knows T-Pain has been gettin' that Cash Flow so there's no room to hate. As long as he picks up the tab for One More Drink.
All we're sayin is damn homey, ca.....actually? You know what?
We know What You Do. We can't do it too. Keep Doin Watchya Doin.
FREEZE!
True Story.
Let's take a quick look at Dude for a second:
Tallahassee Pain first Sprung on the 2005 scene as a Rapper Turned Singer and then promptly fell in Luv (Wit A Stripper)
Ok so far it's all good. Dude's from FLA, likes himself some strippers...people can relate.
Then apparently Dude had an Epiphany in '07, started to be a Flirt, bought a few drinks, and fell in love again. I mean, completely reasonable for a Hood dude playin' Kiss Kiss and gettin' Low with every Shawty he saw, as long as they Didn't Go and leave him right quick. If that was the case, well Teddy Penderassdown Got Her outta his System.
Simple as that....dude was livin' the Good Life. Respectable.
Only problem is, that's where his videos started getting crazy. Batsh*t Crazy.
Feel us?
2008 rang in the year where T-Pain Got Money, started rockin Top Hats, bought Three Rings, and much like him, we Couldn't Believe his success. His art, his videos, all crazy spectacles of light and sound all of a sudden. We mean, dude was still the same man that did the dishes for his woman; anything that wanted for some kisses, right?
Look at his recent videos....Guy is Chopped N Screwed; absolutely Ludacris to the fullest if ya ask us.
I mean, we understand that dudes a Boss that's been Goin' Hard for the last few years, he can yell "Go Girl!" to every lady who he thinks has Got It, poplockin and Gettin Loose .
That's fine with us, True Story knows T-Pain has been gettin' that Cash Flow so there's no room to hate. As long as he picks up the tab for One More Drink.
All we're sayin is damn homey, ca.....actually? You know what?
We know What You Do. We can't do it too. Keep Doin Watchya Doin.
FREEZE!
True Story.
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