Twitt...tweet...tawhatnow?

We'll let the video speak for itself:



True Twitterati

Virtual Video Insanity

So we were perusing the Manofest Videos/Top-10s lately (and if you haven't checked out their ridiculous compilations of Top YouTube videos, then a pox on you and your Internet.)

Here's some that we can't get enough of:

One of Just Razor Ramon who, um, apparently scars hearts AND souls :



From the Top-10 "Greatest Old-School WWF Promos of All-Time":

Macho Man Randy Savage doing Sweet Macho Man Things:


The always classic "Tell us how you REALLY feel" Booker-T clip:
(Editor's Note: NSFW, and a hysterical reaction when Booker-T lets it fly)



And really, as ridiculous as that last clip was, this one....can only be experienced.
(EN: How bad is it when even the people employing you to look/act ridiculous think you've crossed the line into insanity?)


How about some Top-10 Most Embarrassing Before-They-Were-Famous Celebrity Commercials?

Like Seth Green...and...uh..his hair?

(EN: Damnit Seth. We know you're not stranger to strange hair as seen in Airborne, & frankly as we look back, this scene becomes more and more disturbing)

Or how about some Top-10 "Funniest Freudian Slips in TV History"?



Ohhh Fox News, you and your antics.

Other videos that we need to share, obviously:
We seriously have watched this about 300 times today, and it gets better 60% of the time, everytime:



Or



Um...so how do you confuse the two? Award winning journalists, people!


Throwback Joint:
The Count before he gets Edited for TV


Skateboard P losing his mind @ MacDo's:


Wow:

Oh, so true:

Best of Luck getting this out of your head, America:

Ahh....what the hell, why not:


True Jamiroquai.

Flashback to the summer......

....so yeah, remember the 2008 Olympics in China? We do. We also remember feeling slightly (only slightly) uncomfortable watching the gymnastics portion. Keep in mind, it was watched every night, but should we feel awkward for watching it so diligently because of two cute (and too young) girls named Nastia and Shawn? Welllllll welcome to the dilemma of adult males during the entire Beijing olympics!!!

If you thought you should be guilty, and yes we are talking to YOU, America: you can now feel a little less creepy. Alas, ESPN.com provides us with this gem of a story we feel is a couple of months overdue. Lets move to the text here:

Prosecutors charged a man Thursday with stalking "Dancing With the Stars" contestant Shawn Johnson, saying he drove from Florida in a car found with loaded guns, duct tape and love letters to meet the 17-year-old Olympic gymnast.

Ummmmm, OK. Yeah so you drive from FLA to CA with those items in your car, and you're not expecting to be charged with stalking? Reminds us of this classic. Thank you, Robert O'Ryan, for providing everybody with that laugher for the day.

A restraining order requested by Johnson's parents said she was "in fear of her life" and was issued Wednesday against O'Ryan.

Yikes, well that sure makes us feel better about our creepy Beijing tendencies.


True 4 Years In Prison.

(Un?)necessary Rap Wednesdays

Listen, we know, we know....we need to step up our game.


It's been a full week since the last post, coincidentally on (Un?)necessary Rap Wednesdays.

However, our mind has been completely broken for a week.

Let us explain...

We WERE going to come out firing today, showcasing some Jim Jones with the official Na Na NaNa Na Na video...but then, THIS happened...

Straight out the Benwheezy F. Baby Archives, DEFINITELY not safe for work:

Riskay ft Aviance
"Smell Yo D$%#"

(Editor's Note: No...really...this exists...dead-ass serious, myspace and everything"

Worst part is...it sounds scaringly (and ironically) close to a slowed version of "Perfect Gentlemen"

Damn 'Clef, Damn.

True WTF?

(Un?)necessary Rap Wednesdays

No initial video, just ridiculous beats

Editor's Note: effing YouTube, embedding disabled)

Classic cut from 2000's own The Dynasty: Roc La Familia

Behold, 1-900-Hustla

Jay-Z, Beanie Sigel, Memphis Bleek & Freeway at their finest

However America, since we know you enjoy moving pictures strung together in sequence along with music supposedly backing up those images on (Un?)necessary Rap Wednesdays....we'll just throw some more Roc at all-a-ya'll

Here's the recently-signed Jadakiss with the first and second singles off of "The Last Kiss"

By My Side


Can't Stop Me


True R-O-C!

Where the hell was this guy

Last time we took Southwest?

Ps....look at the dude throw up the Dubs at 2:15

Necessary? Of course.

In fact we not only condone, but recommend that sort of behavior.

Oh yeah, and while we're at it....best science fair concept ever?

You Decide, America.

True Story.

Um...

...What?



Wait....really?

Bon Jovi? BB? Weis?

Only in NYC where on March 12, 2009 Weis and his daughter's foundation (Hannah & Friends, a charity that Weis and his wife started to provide support for children with developmental disabilities) had their St. Patrick's Day Gala with BB among other guests, headlined of course a live performance by Jon Bon Jovi


SO good, especially for a good cause.

We aren't sure what's better, the clapping in unison



or BB playing coy while Weis tries to pump up the crowd



See, we mention this because good ol' Willy B and Bon Jovi are good buddies. Don't believe us? ShoNuff, BB hit the road with Bon Jovi back in the day:

"A surprising element to Belichick is his friendship with rock artist Jon Bon Jovi, whose music he piped into practice so regularly that players pushed for a change in tunes, a wish he reluctantly granted.

'I've traveled with him in Paris and Ireland,' Belichick said of Bon Jovi. 'He likes pro football. I like music."

Clearly Billy B knows how to party.

They continue their bromance to this day. So good of friends in fact that Bon Jovi even dedicated their song "Bounce" to The Hoody, so says one JBJ:

"Bill Belichick is a HUGE rock 'n' roll fan and if he wasn't head coach of the Super Bowl champs, I'd bet he'd be a drummer in a rock band. (I'm sure his wife's very happy he knows defense!) In fact, the song "Bounce" on our new album is dedicated to Bill."

True New Jersey?