A little politics, a little unfair generalization, a little Battlefield Earth, you know, the usual.
Beck guest host Doc Thompson: Tanning salon tax makes health care reform a ‘racist law.’
Now that's just plain silly... I mean, doesn't everybody already know that this tax is Obama secretly trying to hold the white man (and his skin pigment) down? I'm sure it has nothing to do with this research. Look like a familiar policy? (thanks to Lindsay for the tip)
Stop the Sag
Taken straight from the NYC Stool a few days ago, this had to be shared. We get the big picture here, but really NY? really?
Chinese Freighter Slams Into Great Barrier Reef
What the hell China. We're getting sick and tired of you and your antics. First you have communism, the only mammals on earth that don't like to reproduce, fake CGI fireworks at the Olympics, and the 3054 most polluted cities in the world. Now you go and try to ruin one of the world's greatest natural wonders. I'm sure the tiny reef came out of nowhere right? True Story isn't about stereotypes, but it makes you wonder who was driving that tanker.
Finally, we're sorry sci-fi/John Travolta/Predator hair fans, this is too good not to post: