Sandra Bullock's Wikipedia

In an e-mail exchange between the founding fathers, this is what happens when one of us totally snaps:

C-Biz (10:25 AM EST):

http://boston.barstoolsports.com/random-thoughts/sandra-bullock-had-anal-sex-with-a-shotgun/


sandra bullock knows how to party.....everybody's thinking it so ill just say it: i can't wait until the video hits "the net"

10 minutes....read: 10 minutes! later a response of:


B-NaNa (10:35 AM EST):

Don't forget the national socialist party paraphernalia and the mark sanchez... I had heard rumors of this but this was supposedly a divine secret of the ya-ya sisterhood. She apparently isn't Gun Shy anymore, going a few rounds with the Demolition Man Jesse James at the lake house. Oh well, in love and war there are no rules, so the fact that mr monster garage is coming out with this story about attacking the blind side of ms congeniality with the speed of a two week notice is fantastic. Who knows, maybe he slipped a little love potion no. 9 in her drink to get the party going....oh well, hope floats I guess.



Thanks, wikipedia. Ps this is what happens at work, the banking industry is a disaster hahahah

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True Story.


PS: OK, how funny is that magazine cover now that you've read the Bullock story?