Straight from True Story enthusiast Lady Dubbz from the land where the news never sleeps, we present to you "Bed Intruder".
Now, this video has been making the rounds all over the interwebs for some time now. And we, America, do NOT condone the initial circumstances that led to this interview and selection.
Hell, this Particular Writer sleeps like straight up Casey Jones to make sure that no one storms the True Story Castle during them evenin' time activities.
We do, however, condone gratuitous Auto-Tune Remixes.
And honestly, that unsub better take his Soul of Mischief and Chill from 93 'till Infinity, because after that video there is no doubt that "they gonna find him" so he can't bother anyone Never No More.
So you can run and tell THAT, America.