The Return of Drew Kiper Jr.

The most prolific offseason trade since the Bush Administration (yeah that Bush) has forced Drew Kiper Jr outta retirement. With McNabb off to see the nation’s capital and work with Shanahans (You know, the coach that actually has a Lombardi Trophy and actually worked with a couple of Hall of Fame quarterbacks), the district becomes a contender in the NFC East and immediately jumps over the Iggles.

First, just to recap, Philadelphia sends Donovan McNabb to Washington for the #37 overall pick this year and a conditional pick next year. McNabb now has the opportunity to spark an anemic offense with arguably the best set of weapons he has ever had (with the exception of last year and possibly this guy). The two downgrades he will have to face is the lack of an offensive line and a lack of a pass catching backfield. Look for Shanny and company to use the 4th overall on either Russell Okung or Trent Williams. As for the other, look for McNabb to rely heavier on TEs Chris Cooley and Fred Davis. (I would say Brian Westbrook is available, but another RB over 30?? Might as well sign Brian Mitchell back).

On the Iggles side, this deal hinges on Kevin Kolb, which personally I’m not sold on. Yeah Kolb had a couple of back to back 300 yd games. . . .. . .against the Chefs (btw, shout out to Project Pat for the ending of that commercial) and the Saints, who aren’t exactly a defensive powerhouse. Kolb also sports a career 68.9 QB rating and a 4:7 TD:INT ratio. He also lacks the arm strength of McNabb (a key if you’re throwing to DeSean Jackson), not to mention the running ability. If Kolb does work out though, the nucleus of that offense could be very good for a very long time.

DKJ Quick Hits:

* The Rams released Marc Bulger and his $8.5 million salary. Once an elite QB in this league, Bulger was on his back more than Lindsey Lohan due to the Rams porous offensive line. On a related note, after completing his pro day workout, Bradford already was begging Rams brass to draft, sign, and trade for anyone who is capable of throwing a block
* Jared Odrick has a chance to be this year’s Tyson Jackson. He is rapidly climbing up draft boards and could go as high as 7 to the Browns.
* I’m going to bypass the Big Ben / Santonio Holmes fiasco until the next article
* Finally, thankfully Ralph Wilson and company didn’t stand a chance against the new overtime rules. The NFL got something right and it shouldn’t be long until we see it happen in the regular season. Almost everyone with the exception of Matt Prater loves it. Kickers should only speak when spoken to.

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Come to papa....

A look inside the brain of a brilliant visionary 25 steps ahead of the game: "Wait, why don't we just use fried chicken instead of bread?"


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Sandra Bullock's Wikipedia

In an e-mail exchange between the founding fathers, this is what happens when one of us totally snaps:

C-Biz (10:25 AM EST):

http://boston.barstoolsports.com/random-thoughts/sandra-bullock-had-anal-sex-with-a-shotgun/


sandra bullock knows how to party.....everybody's thinking it so ill just say it: i can't wait until the video hits "the net"

10 minutes....read: 10 minutes! later a response of:


B-NaNa (10:35 AM EST):

Don't forget the national socialist party paraphernalia and the mark sanchez... I had heard rumors of this but this was supposedly a divine secret of the ya-ya sisterhood. She apparently isn't Gun Shy anymore, going a few rounds with the Demolition Man Jesse James at the lake house. Oh well, in love and war there are no rules, so the fact that mr monster garage is coming out with this story about attacking the blind side of ms congeniality with the speed of a two week notice is fantastic. Who knows, maybe he slipped a little love potion no. 9 in her drink to get the party going....oh well, hope floats I guess.



Thanks, wikipedia. Ps this is what happens at work, the banking industry is a disaster hahahah

Sent from my Verizon Wireless BlackBerry


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PS: OK, how funny is that magazine cover now that you've read the Bullock story?

Luda Thursdays

OK...so maybe that's not an official True Story post day...yet.

After this, we may have to reconsider.

A tradition unlike any other, Ludacris' Sexting, on True Story!








True some golf tournament in a southern state that has some guy playing in it.


P.S. is Nike effing serious with this ad?
More importantly, is Earl Woods 2pac?

Alternative Awesomeness

In honor of summer-like conditions today in the northeast, what better to feature than the ultimate summer-time music? The Marleys:

Papa Marley and one of his most underrated tracks:



Damian with Nas:




Stephen and Mighty Mos (who makes yet another appearance on this blog). Good luck getting this out of your head today:




We'd be remiss if we didn't include a live Papa Marley jam:



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Crazy tidbits...

A little politics, a little unfair generalization, a little Battlefield Earth, you know, the usual.

Beck guest host Doc Thompson: Tanning salon tax makes health care reform a ‘racist law.’

Now that's just plain silly... I mean, doesn't everybody already know that this tax is Obama secretly trying to hold the white man (and his skin pigment) down? I'm sure it has nothing to do with this research. Look like a familiar policy? (thanks to Lindsay for the tip)


Stop the Sag

Taken straight from the NYC Stool a few days ago, this had to be shared. We get the big picture here, but really NY? really?


Chinese Freighter Slams Into Great Barrier Reef

What the hell China. We're getting sick and tired of you and your antics. First you have communism, the only mammals on earth that don't like to reproduce, fake CGI fireworks at the Olympics, and the 3054 most polluted cities in the world. Now you go and try to ruin one of the world's greatest natural wonders. I'm sure the tiny reef came out of nowhere right? True Story isn't about stereotypes, but it makes you wonder who was driving that tanker.


Finally, we're sorry sci-fi/John Travolta/Predator hair fans, this is too good not to post:



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Alternative Awesomeness

Today's artists: pure. unadulterated. rock. We literally can't get this off of our playlists. Enjoy this new jam that definitely tugs at our heartstrings.... :*(









True Fools.