Blame it on the ah-ah-ah-alcohol.
NSFW kiddos
No, really...ask Jamie Foxx...and T-Pain, of course.
(We're pretty sure recording artists are now contractually obligated to have T-Pain & Lil' Wayne on their albums in some fashion...not that we're arguin'.....just sayin'.)
If there is one common theme that has been popping up lately in Hip-Hop, it's that
Take for instance Jamie Foxx's latest & Greatest (possibly ever, see the roster), "Blame It (On The Alcohol):
Holy Testicle
Now, it's (Un?)necessary enough that this song contains lyrics like the hook:
Blame it on the goose, gotcha feeling loose
Blame it on the 'tron, gotcha panties off
Blame it on the ah-ah-ah-alcohol, blame it on the ah-ah-ah-alcohol
Or Jamie Foxx's
I was unaware how fine u was before my buzz set in,
my buzz set in, yea
Or Even T-Pain's
You know what i mean
Shawty got drunk, thought it all was a dream
So i made her say I, I I
Now she got her hand on my legs,
got my seats all wet in my ride (all wet in my ride)
All over my ride (all over my ride)
She look me dead in the eye, eye eye
Then my pants got bigga, she already knew what to figga
Had her lookin at her boyfriend like "f$% dat $^%#@
(Wait a minute, did he just say his car wa....sweet lord We think he did. Nevermind....moving on.)
But really, how the hell do you compete with a lineup that includes:
- The aforementioned artists
- Hype Williams
- Samuel L (complete with a Michael Phelps party starter perhaps?)
- Forest Whitaker
- Jake Gyllenhaal
- Ced the Entertainer
- Tatyana M. Ali (Before and After...egads.)
- Quincy Jones
- Bill Bellamy
- Ron Mutha#$$%^n Howard
And a Dancing Panda.
Greatest Video Ever?
True Story.
(p.s....already a remix with Wheezy....told ya'll!)
