CNN news headline online yesterday.
"Surgeons remove healthy kidney through donor's vagina"
Uh...What?
Url is HERE
Um...what?
"Removing the kidney through a natural opening should hasten the patient's recovery and provide a better cosmetic result," Montgomery said."
Huh?
" The three-hour procedure typically allows the donor to return home within 24 hours.
The more traditional surgery requires a 5- to 6-inch incision through the abdominal wall and generally is followed by two or three days of hospitalization.
"If you asked our patient, she said it was like getting a tooth removed. She was walking that night and left the next day," Montgomery said."
Say Whatnow?
"The procedure is done by inserting 'wand-like cameras and tools' through small incisions in the abdomen and navel."
We're not following you...
"A kidney weighs approximately one pound and is roughly the size of a clenched hand."
So wait...you took the...and the kidney...but...patient...incision...what?
Our reaction can only be descibed as something along the lines of:
Mooooooooole.
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