Wednesday, February 18, 2009

(Un?)necessary Rap Wednesdays

Well know children, this is EXACTLY why we got into this rap business...

Just to make sure that this...kind...of...uh...happens every day?

No no that can't be it.

So...uh...next time your on the dance floor...

uhm...do the..."Stanky Legg"?



No...really...that song is called "Stanky Legg" by some 5 seconds of fame called the "GS (stands for G-Spot..swahtagawd) Boyz".

I guess THIS is the move:



No no...seriously....look it has lyrics and everything....see?

"When I hit the dance floor, you know Im doin the stanky leg. (do it!)
Sauce on my ring (ay) then I rub it 'cross your head.
You an h boom cool chick you can do it too.
Jack your feet up in the air and check your Myspace too.
Now you can lean wit it,
now you can drop wit it.
You can switch to the other leg and you can stop wit it.
Now gig it, gig it
Now gig it, gig it
Now gig it, gig it
Now gig it, gig it"


And if you've had enough doin' the Stanky Legg, well buck up just "Hit the Booty Do"....because that was the most logical next choice...right? Duh.

"Now hit the booty do, hit the booty do
Now hit the booty do, hit the booty do"



No...really...these are lyrics to a song...really...they're on the Internet and everything...

"But dont chicken noodle soup
I want see ya drop it,shake dat
Woop da dee doop
Drop dat,woop da dee doop
Shake dat,woop da dee doop"


Ok...for all you hip-hop heads of the new era...for those talkin' some mess about how you can't take the lyrics seriously, or that it's all about making a new dance and getting rich...all We have to say is...


We don't care...WHAT.THE.F#$% happened to hip-hop?.

True. Story.


P.s. what the HELL is going on here?


Oh, Right...

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