Now, we here at True Story have been speculating for some time about just who Republic VP Candidate Sarah Palin looks like, getting in a few heated debates settled by only the most necessary and democratic of styles, and eventually announcing our look-alike champion of Mary McDonnell, more commonly known (among various roles) as First Lady Marilyn Whitmore (Independence Day like a mafacka) and Laura Roslin from the new Battlestar Gala....uh, nevermind....Moving on?
Moral of this tale? True Story = Fake Story.
Turns out we weren't even CLOSE
BIG ups to SI's "Hot Clicks" for righting the ship and bringing forth the real reason why men all around the US between the ages of 18-35 are saying "Waaait a minute...who the hell does she look like?"
Unbelievable. An F'in TEN!
Oh no no, thank YOU CNN's sports Mag for bringing to light how the Straight Talk Express is stepping up it's game by resurfacing thoughts about Tonie Perensky, aka Miss Davis the Sex-Ed Teaching Stripper from West Canaan, TX High.
I mean, if that doesn't at least spur your interest about means for voting Republican, we have zero idea what will.
Hell, we'd still Varsity her Blues AND ask Miss Davis to prom.
True Story.
(Billy Bob Not Included.)
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