Monday Funday

Here's a few NSFW ramblings to get you goin' through the end of your case of the Mondays and push you through to Election Day

True Story survived the weekend & didn't even have to break out this speech:


This Year's USC Halloween Prank, involving Capt. Compete Ferrell:



Apparently, he has a laser in the crotchal region that can repair fillings.
Not even mad, True Story is impressed. That's amazing.

PepsiCo apparently has lost it's collective mind. Yikes.

Speaking of change, it has just been announced that AI has been traded to Detroit for Chauncey Billups/Antonio McDyess's knees.

Apparently, Mr. Dumars is trying to clear cap space for BronBron in 2010.
Innnnteresting.

Chauncey is finally going home, but he miiiight want to rethink that official MySpace layout. Just Sayin.

and don't worry Rick, we've forgotten how you were COMPLETELY justified for trading Chauncey not even halfway through his rookie year for Kenny #$@#% Anderson

(OK OK Rondo helped the C's to a ring Sorry. Bitterness. Success is a Choice. Moving on...)


ELECTION DAY IS FINALLY HERE:

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Also, how can the Politicians and Pundits expect the American population to focus during election time when we all know that these pivotal months leading up to the most important Tuesday in the year inspire one thing, and one thing only...

Voting?
NAHHH son!

Horrifying(ly awesome?) Music Videos!

Enjoy:
















Egads.
Check out more of this ridiculousness at Cracked.com

To wrap this up, let's just say that We here at True Story respect other people's opinions on whom to vote for, especially when we get a chance for real to recognize real (ridiculous Segway Video Blogging, that is)

...We think we'll let Sir Rock Obama speak for himself.

PREACH!


True Story, Mafacka??

GET OUT AND VOTE!