Undressing Salad

First off, thank you to all of those who serve/have served our country today. Thanks also to the US Government for giving us one of the most awkward days off in recent memory, a Tuesday holiday. Seeing how we have little to complain about recently, we must mention something that has been on our minds for a while. A couple weeks ago one of us and our friend 'Marb went up to Vermont for some interesting shenanigans. We stayed at a house where numerous girls lived. It took until we got nice and comfortable to realize the unique thing about the fridge and the female gender in general. We opened up the several fridges and realized a staggering amount of one certain thing.......salad dressing.



I mean, how much do you need? Is this the staple of women everywhere? We noticed there were...get ready....23 different bottles of salad dressing throughout the kitchen. 20 of these were in active use, and 16 were in one fridge alone. Also, every bottle was different....we didn't even think they made that many. Wow.

We started to think back after this and realize the dinner we had with them. This direct quote from 'Marb explains that situation:

"We ordered food from a pizza joint and what did they order? Salad. The men ordered large subs containing meats, cheeses, and sausages. The women ordered chicken caesar salads, with specific instructions on how to put the dressing on the side. The salads arrived, however the dressing was on the salads."

Why do women love salad so much? Do you ladies know how bad some salad dressing is for you? What can be the male equivalent of this phenomenon?....

Ketchup. Males love ketchup maybe even more than women and their dressing. We challenge anyone to find a guy who doesn't have it in his fridge or doesn't put it on 50% of his meals.

Just a little sociology lesson for our readers today.

True Story.